Dear Potential Friends:
It’s that time of year to talk about the 7th annual Denver
Commitment. Last year as I’m sure everyone is well aware,
we had some problems with certain individuals (you know who you
are, the “bad apples”) backing out at the last minute.
Due to this costly experience, I have decided to implement a new
program. This program now requires interested individuals to pledge
a non-refundable $200.00, six of which have already been received,
by January 7th, 1992 in order to reserve a spot on the roster.
Get it in early; it looks like we will have a lot of people this
year. If a check is not received by this date (notice how harsh
my voice is getting), you are still encouraged to attend however
you will be responsible for your own accommodations I hate to
have to do this, NOT!! Please make checks payable to:
Rick Schmitz Educational Fund
Of course, as always the money will be going to a good cause
and is tax deductible. Please direct all complaints and grievances
to John “Happy” Kronenburg.
Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, lets talk about
the vacation of a lifetime. This luxurious vacation begins with
a four-night stay (13th, 14th, 15th, and 16th of February, president’s
Day Weekend) at the wondrous Vail Manner in Vail, Colorado. For
those who have not been there, it’s right on the slopes
and in close proximity to many fine and well-established watering
holes. Please try and arrive early evening on the 13th, as we
will be driving up that night. Other special events include:
1) Jim Beecher and Jon Paukovich lecturing on the effects of marijuana
on the central nervous system.
2) Daddy Doza’s chili eating contest.
3) Kronenburg’s “Staying happy in the 90’s “
4) Fraher and Geo on “AIDS vs. Abstinence, How We’ve
5) ED & Ed’s Boyfriend “Bi-sexuality, How to Make
6) Pete Truxaw will illustrate what it is like to live with an
7) Snorts representing Ginny Craig’s diet plan.
8) Uwe’s photography class.
And that’s all folks! One last comment, all kidding aside,
please let me know with cash, unfortunately this seems to be the
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!